Sex is one of the most important parts of any relationships, but how do you keep it from becoming boring five, ten, thirty years down the line?
Yes, I appreciate the irony in this. Isn’t Evelyn divorced AND separated? Clearly, she didn’t know how to keep a man happy.
Well, my foolhardy friends, man or no man, I’ve always made sure that my sex life never got boring.
Ma, what a witch I’ve become. Forgive me.
Any how! So, yes, how to not let your sex life go to the dogs:
Make Time For It: Let’s be honest, life gets pretty busy! Jobs, children, the house, sleeping – more often than not, they tend to get precedence and within a few months: who the hell has time for sex? BAD! You should always have time for a good pounding, and if you don’t, take some time off.
Role Play: Yes, Evelyn is a hot milf who’s good in bed, but Barbara is a minx who just loves to dress up. Yes, I’m Barbara (but only when I’m in bed). Try out a few costumes, pretend to be in different situations (nurse / patient, superhero / villain, etc.) and have a bit of fun!
Never Fake An Orgasm: The only person suffering from you faking an orgasm is … oh, YOU! If you don’t cum, be honest. Sex is about pleasure and if you’re not having any, you’re doing it wrong.
Be Wild: If you have kinks and fetishes, explore them with your partner, and build a sexual relationship that revolves around both your likes and dislikes. Having said that, some people might find it off-putting that you want to dress up as a baby and be cuddled or as a dog and be put on a leash – so, please, do this at your own discretion.
Masturbate: Watching porn and jacking off is fun and enables you to build your own sexual identity. You shouldn’t stop these or shy away from them just because you’re in a relationship, instead embrace them and take notes on how these could make your sex better.
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Anything else you can suggest to help keep a relationship alight? Let us know!