Not a Sex Toy, Promise

Are you worried about having a saggy face?

Well, worry no more! Because Japan Trend Shop – a Japanese web-based retailer has got the solution! A face-slimmer-exercise mouthpiece!

According to their website, this mouthpiece offers a ‘simple solution to the timeless problem of how to give sagging facial skin and muscles that much-needed daily lift.’ All you have to do is pop it into your mouth for three minutes a day and repeat vowel sounds …and hey presto your face muscles will be getting a work-out!

The only down side to the whole thing is that this silicone rubber mouthpiece… actually makes you look like a blow-up doll. With an open mouth. And if you are really pushing out your vowels… well you can see where I might be going.

To be honest, the first thing you think when you see it is – “sex toy”. The second thing you think is – “Definitely a sex toy.” But then you stop looking at the pictures and start reading about it. Once you have finished reading you look at it again and think “how can that not be a sex toy?”

But does it work? Claire Goldwin, a reporter for the Daily Mail tried it for a couple of weeks and said that her friends noticed that she had a plumper more toned face, despite it being a bit of an ordeal, and making her dribble unattractively.

But hey, what’s a bit of dribble when your face is getting toned up?

What do you reckon ladies of Malta. Would you exercise your mouth with that?