HOW TO FIX COMMON BJ PROBLEMS

Let’s make oral great again!

Giving oral isn’t always pleasurable. Even when the man is clean and has a nice pipe, there are a 1,001 things that can make things a bit… awkward. So I did what I do best. I found solutions to the problems so I could enjoy it to the full.

Hair – His pubic hair, your hair… There’s a lot of follicle foliage involved in blow jobs, isn’t there? Well, the pubic hair bit cannot be fixed by you per se, but if you’re giving blow jobs to the same person on a regular basis, you could ask them to trim it. Your hair, on the other hand, is or isn’t an issue depending on the situation. If you have short hair, then it’s probably not much of an issue. If you don’t and you weren’t planning on giving a blow job, then it may be. I also like that my hair is flowing whilst I’m giving head as I think it looks alluring. Most of the time, when I have a hairband at hand, I get up and tie it, which also acts as a bit of a tease. When there isn’t one at hand, I ask him to hold it.

 

Sperm – Well, the payment for a blow job is a big explosion. Some people swallow, others spit, and some get out the way just before the big bang. If you’re part of the latter, or if you really hate it when it catches you by surprise (although, let’s be honest, you’re never really ready for it), ask him to tell you when he’s about to come, or, if that’s too embarrassing for you, try to figure it out from the way his moaning or body language change.

 

Repayment – Sometimes I don’t feel like giving a blow job, but I do want the man to eat me. It may seem a bit unfair but, hey, God only knows how many blow jobs I’ve given without getting any back. So what I’ve started doing is whispering ‘f*** me’ when he’s halfway through eating me out and just lie there. They always get the hint.

 

His Hands – I mentioned before that I ask the guy to hold my hair when I’m giving him a blow job. As you can tell, that signifies consent. Now, I’m not saying that whenever a guy puts his hand on your head while you’re blowing him, he’s being disrespectful, but if you don’t like it, just move your head gently so his hand drops down every time he does it. If he doesn’t get the hint after a couple of times, speak out. Life’s too short to be servile.

 

Well, that’s my two cents. What do you think?

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