IF ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS WERE BASED IN MALTA

What would it have been like for Edina and Patsy? Probably tougher and crazier! Ye, cheers, thanks a lot.

Instead of a fridge full of Bolly, Eddy would have a fridge full of Grey Goose or Hendrick’s.

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Instead of being in the basement, Eddy’s kitchen would be on the roof and boast views of Madliena. It would still never be used for cooking.

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Rather than working in PR, Eddy would be a big-shot businessman’s wife, and Patsy would own a clothing store in Sliema or Portomaso called Sheldon’s as opposed to Jeremy’s.

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Eddy and Patsy would get an eCabs Executive taxi every Friday night to go to Marrakech, and one for every Sunday to go to Bedouin’s.

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They would smoke twice as much.

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Eddy would go food shopping from Green’s or Arkadia – only from the Waitrose section, of course – and have crates of wine delivered to their homes on a weekly basis… although, I doubt she’d get anything basic except for sushi boxes.

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Eddy would still have more money than sense or style.

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They would go to Malta Fashion Week on a yearly basis, brag about being front row, and then be relegated to the back.

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They would pass sarcastic comments and be rude on Facebook groups like The Beauty Game.

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Edina would have pushed Ira Losco over the peer, rather than Kate Moss, and the gay community would have reacted in the exact same way to the incident.

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Also, Eileen Montesin would’ve been the equivalent of Eddy’s Lulu.

Cheers, sweetie dahling!

 

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