Ever thought about getting a tit-oo?

tit-oo

Nope that is not a typo, titoos are the new big thing (or small thing depending on your cup size. We don’t judge here).

Originally conceived as part of breast reconstruction surgery, titoo-ing involves making the nipple and areola darker. Not only so that they can appreciate death metal, but also to make everything look sexier and more prominent. You can even create the effect of raised bumps around the nipple. Just in case. (You know what weekends can be like.)

Titoo-ing is really taking off in Britain and some people are taking it to another level – actually asking for more specifically shaped nipples, like hearts or stars. (Or dinosaurs and spaceships once the boys start doing it.)

As for the procedure itself, an inorganic iron oxide pigment is used instead of ink, because ink can turn blue (and we’re not in an electoral campaign) and the results are extremely realistic (except of course for star boobs. And even then.)

After a while fading does occur so they need to be touched up, as it were (finally a reason to concentrate on colouring at school).

Would you do it? W-Udder you think?